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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2022, 06:57:32 PM »
Quote from: Shuffler on August 01, 2022, 10:48:42 AM
Do you inderstand me?

Have yall been here before?

Do you need to use my phone?

Never tried but always respected. 

Yes.. and for a long assed time.  35 years for me todate.  2000 years for my species.  Gotta go back home and regenerate soon.  Just about to hit 60 earth years so start a new life and so on while I study you knuckleheads.

Nope.  Got three of my own. 
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2022, 10:09:17 PM »
Where do your babies come from?

 :banana:
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2022, 10:12:40 PM »
Quote from: -gg- on August 01, 2022, 10:09:17 PM
Where do your babies come from?

 :banana:

you think they have storks?


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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2022, 06:25:45 AM »
Quote from: -gg- on August 01, 2022, 10:09:17 PM
Where do your babies come from?

 :banana:

Exactly where yours comes from.  Our biology is very similar to Earth humans. 
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2022, 07:39:12 AM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on August 02, 2022, 06:25:45 AM
Exactly where yours comes from.  Our biology is very similar to Earth humans.

So yall have been probing!    :confused:
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2022, 05:00:42 PM »
hmmmmmm


1. Ok, what is it with cows, wheat fields, and anuses that you find so fascinating?

2. What kind of tacos do you like?

3. Which one of you guys played in the movie ET ?


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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2022, 06:33:55 PM »
Can you get me off this rock before they blow it up ... or cook us all?
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2022, 07:33:34 PM »
Quote from: Shuffler on August 02, 2022, 07:39:12 AM
So yall have been probing!    :confused:

That's not us.  They're known as the 'Meesos' which essentially means 'the cockroaches of the galaxy'.  You Earth beings know them as the 'greys'.  They're not particularly bright for an advanced species. 
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2022, 07:35:08 PM »
Quote from: Mano on August 02, 2022, 05:00:42 PM
hmmmmmm


1. Ok, what is it with cows, wheat fields, and anuses that you find so fascinating?

We, Tessans, don't.  Back to previous post that's the 'Meesos' and they're not all that bright.

2. What kind of tacos do you like?

I'm particular to chicken or shrimp. 

3. Which one of you guys played in the movie ET ?

None of us.  That was all Speilburg and his design team. 


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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2022, 07:28:19 AM »
Do you know Paul?

Did he really work for the US government?

Don't feathers give you indigestion?
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2022, 08:48:47 AM »
Have you ever been disqualified in a farting competition because the spirit has turned to a materia in a middle of the performance?
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2022, 08:51:31 AM »
Now 'GasTeddy' is making more sense. ;)
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2022, 05:00:59 PM »
What did you do with Elvis?
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2022, 07:15:04 PM »
Quote from: Shuffler on August 03, 2022, 07:28:19 AM
Do you know Paul?

Did he really work for the US government?

Don't feathers give you indigestion?

No

How should I know.

Never ingested them
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2022, 07:15:37 PM »
Quote from: Busher on August 02, 2022, 06:33:55 PM
Can you get me off this rock before they blow it up ... or cook us all?

I could but I'd need a good reason
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