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Offline Dichotomy

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Just for fun.. ask an alien
« on: July 31, 2022, 04:02:19 PM »
totally hypothetical but let's say that I convinced you that I was sent from an advanced world to study humanity and make recommendations to my governing body about whether we should present ourselves to humanity or wait but I told you that you could ask three questions and I'd answer honestly what three questions would you ask? 

Ya ya.. I'm bored on Sunday afternoon..  So let's have a little fun :)
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2022, 04:42:45 PM »
do you have a book called to serve mankind.

did you see commander adama on the way in?

what kind of beer did you bring

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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2022, 04:47:58 PM »
Do you eat Human?

Will you share your advanced FTL technology?

Please eat Semp first
« Last Edit: July 31, 2022, 04:50:39 PM by LCADolby »
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2022, 06:13:30 PM »
What's your Creation story?

What happens to your dead after they've gone?

Would you please share those answers with the rest of humanity?
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2022, 07:29:19 PM »
Is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything 42?

Are you a vogon?

Can I have a dollar?
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2022, 06:39:02 AM »
My three questions...

Can I go back with you?

If not, will you take my ex-wife?

If not, can you take me back to 1981?
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2022, 08:20:10 AM »
Any intelligent life in the universe is not interested in our fire ant farm called earth...

If they are I question their intelligence or curiosity..if it's anything more than ours when we take the kids to a zoo..

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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2022, 10:43:11 AM »
Why are Yanks fat ?

Is American football rules designed to allow advertisements of pile remedy?
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2022, 10:48:42 AM »
Do you inderstand me?

Have yall been here before?

Do you need to use my phone?
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2022, 06:48:50 PM »
Quote from: guncrasher on July 31, 2022, 04:42:45 PM
do you have a book called to serve mankind.  No

did you see commander adama on the way in?  Great series.. lots of almost truths in it.  But no. 

what kind of beer did you bring  none.  We figured you'd have it already

semp
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2022, 06:50:32 PM »
Quote from: LCADolby on July 31, 2022, 04:47:58 PM
Do you eat Human?  No... the reptoids might if they get hungry but humans are generally either way too fatty or too tough and gamey for them. 

Will you share your advanced FTL technology?  If the human race show that they deserve the tech yes.  Unfortunately it looks like you're about 200 years away from maybe. 

Please eat Semp first  see the 'rough and gamey statement' 
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2022, 06:51:20 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on July 31, 2022, 07:29:19 PM
Is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything 42?

Are you a vogon?

Can I have a dollar?

No

A what?

And go dig under your couch cushions like everyone else
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2022, 06:53:07 PM »
Have you tried maple syrup?

Do you have anything to trade?

How is it you speak English?
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2022, 06:54:41 PM »
Quote from: perdue3 on July 31, 2022, 06:13:30 PM
What's your Creation story?

What happens to your dead after they've gone?

Would you please share those answers with the rest of humanity?

Fairly similar to most human religions.  A great being that we call 'The One' seeded life on our planet.  Our science, much like yours, has tried to 'poo poo' the thought of intelligent design but we still believe in our.. I don't know.. 'God'

Are you talking about their bodies or their spirits?  We belive that a spirit reincarnates until it has gained enough experience and knowledge to move on to the next level.  What you humans would call 'angels'. 

I'd personally love to but my mission orders preclude me from breaking my cover. 
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Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2022, 06:55:49 PM »
Quote from: decoy on August 01, 2022, 06:39:02 AM
My three questions...

Can I go back with you?

If not, will you take my ex-wife?

If not, can you take me back to 1981?

Possibly

Likely not but we can drop her off on a moon near Saturn if you like

No.. time travel is strictly controlled
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