And not a single toilet paper shortage prediction among them.
Hey don't joke about the great toilet paper shortage of 2020. I had the displeasure of watching the retirees lining up outside the store, coming in like the extra cast of The Walking Dead, and depleting a full shelf in 15 minutes three times a week for a couple of months.
The good news is I controlled what went to the shelf and what didn't. Guess who never ran out of it?
*nasty tone* 'are you out of toilet paper again?'
*looks at shelf* 'yes maam'
'well don't you have any in the back?'
'no maam'
'are you sure? you didn't look'
'because lady I run this department, I know what I have in the back, and there isn't any back there I promise'
*storms off in a huff*
Guess i neglected to tell her I had a couple of cases stashed for employees and customers with manners..