"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
