I'm being evicted - so I need you guys to come through for me

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I've got 60 days to get out! Out of the trailer park.

So I'm coming up with a list of my living amenity requirements and will post them here. You guys will have 30 days to come up with suitable arrangements for me. At the end of the 30 days I will select one lucky member to fulfill my living requirement needs.

Good luck to all of you!

[Arlo]

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[sparky127]

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AreLow in a rare moment of clarity.

[Arlo]

AreLow in a rare moment of clarity.

You not helping your girlfriend.

[sparky127]

I love contests!  I hope I win!

[-gg-]

Before I list my requirements I was hoping that people would offer up things. I don't want to play my hand.
So I'm going to let this sit for a bit and let people come up with their own options for me.

[sparky127]

You not helping your girlfriend.

Not the sharpest bulb in the shed...  Could you clarify this statement for me?

[MiloMorai]

Is it just you getting the boot or is it everyone in the trailer park getting the boot?

[Arlo]

Her original post said the trailer park was sold to someone that's going to put a carwash there.

[nopoop]

Why edit out the carwash ??

Interesting...

[TryHard]

So I'm coming up with a list of my living amenity requirements and will post them here. You guys will have 30 days to come up with suitable arrangements for me. At the end of the 30 days I will select one lucky member to fulfill my living requirement needs.

Good luck to all of you!

Wow just
WOW

If this isn't some sort of troll you're one incredibly self righteous person.
Asking for someone to GIVE you a place to live because YOU got evicted and having REQUIREMENTS LMAO!!! 

People talk about privilege but really have no idea how privileged we all are as a society.
Like its one thing to ask for help and being helpful and kind to people is all well and good, but some people EXPECT help and that's not helpful nor good.

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or, possibly just that I have a sense of humor about it.

[sparky127]

Unpossible.

[Elfie]

Not the sharpest bulb in the shed...  Could you clarify this statement for me?

I just reported you for a personal attack against yourself. Self-deprecating remarks are extremely offensive.

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I just reported you for a personal attack against yourself. Self-deprecating remarks are extremely offensive.

Thanks, Elfie. That's some good work and I appreciate it.