Yeh, it’s imperative in the UK to register those butter knives. Although, in my opinion, 5 years is not nearly enough for violating the Kings peace.
If Zack was at his/her majesties for 5 years it will be because he gets to do 2 of his favorite things every day:
1) Eat processed meat.
2) Slop out.
He is only putting himself up for parole to annoy me and and generally let the air out of any other arm chair generals.
I am writing to the King to ask they extend his sentence indefinitely as he is an encourage able known recidivist, all round degenerate and northerner