Operation Tunes: Commencing Immediately
LCA Recruiting
Gentlemen,
This is happening sooner than anticipated—but when your neighbor is an engineer teaming up with a vet and slinging high-performance laptops like an ice cream man on a hot July day… and said rigs run AH3 at 120+ FPS, 50% graphics load, and <60 ping?
You don’t wait.
You deploy.
🎖️ Operation Tunes is officially underway as of June 29th, 2025. Hardline goes live no later than 1800 hours UCT. Domestic obligations have been fulfilled, wife aggro is at DEFCON 5 (nonexistent), and my resolve is sharper than a 500lb bomb over a Vbase.
I’ve trained relentlessly. I’ve endured.
Now? I dominate.
🐏 The 490th Bombardment Squadron cordially invites you to the Main Arena from today through July 6th for a celebration of strategic excellence and the indomitable spirit of the greatest nation this planet has ever seen, The United States of America.
Expect waves upon waves of bombers.
Expect precision strikes.
Expect Knights answering the call of the baaahhhh.
Expect victory stacked upon victory, like pork on a Texas smoker.
To be clear:
❌ I will not target HQs.
❌ I will not grief.
❌ I will not stir the pot on 200.
I will simply play… and let the baaahhhh sort 'em out.
Three accounts. One mission.
The towers will tremble.
The cheaters will baaaahhhhck pedal.
And the skies will be red, white, and rekt.
🍌 May the baaahhhh be with you. Always.
FIN3TYM3
GOAT
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