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Offline AKKuya

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Making Farting Sounds
« on: September 23, 2025, 05:28:44 PM »
Armpit farts are the first you learn.  Then the gag fart devices are used.  Now, I've found another.  When I take my right stump out of my prosthetic holder, the suction from my liner emits a great farting sound.

Any other methods to produce farting sounds?
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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2025, 05:55:11 PM »
Wet feet in wet flip flops..

Red beans and rice last night did it too..  :old:

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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2025, 06:15:54 PM »
I lost, a true fart contest, to a friend of mine back in the late 80's.  Most farts in 5 minutes.  I believe the final score was like 108/129.  Got my arse whooped, I guess you can say.  There were witnesses, but I doubt they would come on here to validate any of this story.     
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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2025, 01:04:25 AM »
Doing sit ups naked on bare floor.

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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2025, 04:40:18 AM »
What about those silent deadly ones?
You can simulate the quiet part pretty easily but the other part is harder.
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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2025, 07:23:04 AM »
 :rofl I'm dying over here. What is it about body function humor that gets me going..?   :rofl Thanks for the teary-eyed laughs, guys!
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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2025, 08:24:16 AM »
Doing sit ups naked on bare floor.

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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2025, 09:00:58 AM »
No matter the count, the noise, the situation... if you are good at it, it only takes one.  The room is cleared, no witnesses, no one to count.
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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2025, 09:07:03 AM »
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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2025, 10:11:39 AM »
One trait I never thought of self-improving, my fart-ability.
I suppose dog and cat farts would be off topic.   :blank:
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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2025, 10:51:35 AM »

Wet feet in wet flip flops..

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This one gets me a lot.

I try not to go to the grocery when it's raining.

Although......maybe it'll clear out the self-checkout.
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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2025, 03:40:18 PM »
And then there's this with a bit of punctuation at the end.

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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #12 on: Yesterday at 03:48:09 PM »
I have a cpap machine for sleep apnea, it's like a fart recharger/booster. Wake up every morning with enough methane ready to go for a small town.

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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #13 on: Yesterday at 03:52:01 PM »
I have a cpap machine for sleep apnea, it's like a fart recharger/booster. Wake up every morning with enough methane ready to go for a small town.

Nothing beats the gas after a good colonoscopy...made for a hilarious recovery room experience the couple of times I have had one...

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Re: Making Farting Sounds
« Reply #14 on: Yesterday at 04:49:48 PM »
Nothing beats the gas after a good colonoscopy...made for a hilarious recovery room experience the couple of times I have had one...

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