Aries: March 21-April 19
Score potato - ambitious and the center of attention
Taurus: April 20-May 20
Tower Sitter - relaxing and snoozing
Gemini: May 21-June 20
Mission Planner - running in circles and wanting two of themselves to get the work done
Cancer: June 21-July 22
VOX 200 Ranter - upset with gameplay and gaming system
Leo: July 23-August 22
BB Forum Poster - needs to be loved or hated
Virgo: August 23-September 22
Aces High Tutorial Player - teacher of logical and systematic gameplay
Libra: September 23-October 22
Campaign Manager - balancer of history and playability
Scorpio: October 23-November 21
Shade Account - mysterious and deceiving
Sagittarius: November 22-December 21
New Subscriber - questor for knowledge and training for the game
Capricorn: December 22-January 19
Strat Runner - patience and perseverance are the player
Aquarius: January 20-February 18
HiTech - innovator and shamelessly revolutionary
Pisces: February 19-March 20
Skuzzy - the final word
