I'll give free advice. Through the end of the month. No guarantees!

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Since I'm so knowledgeable, personable, intelligent and wise. Oh, also generous.... I'm offering to give free advice on any subject here in this thread for the remainder of the month.

This is a rare gift. If I were on the other end of this situation I would definitely take advantage of this opportunity.

[caldera]

Sydney Sweeney offered to dump Tom Brady to be with me.  Should I allow her to date me, or tell her to pound sand?

[AKKuya]

How can I find a finance institution that will back my taking a penny and they double thst amount every next day until I receive a million dollars?

[Oldman731]

Is it true blondes have more fun?

- oldman

[Busher]

should I dye my hair?

[uptown]

Should I get my back waxed, buy a speedo and move to the Keys? 

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Should I get my back waxed, buy a speedo and move to the Keys? 

Finally a serious question.

The back doesn't necessarily need to be waxed - that depends on your scene. For sure the speedos -  no matter how fat or hairy you are. As long as you have an unbridled ego, a touch of  belligerence, overconfidence and an extremely self-aware image of how absolutely sexy you are, you'll pull it off spectacularly.

If you take that show to Florida, even better. I advize taking up cigars ( or pipes) and wearing a pork-pie hat with a Hawaiian shirt to finish the ensemble and cement the look.

[RUSH1]

Should I get my back waxed, buy a speedo and move to the Keys? 

Key West maybe.  Although, I recommend that you wear one of these with your speedos.  You'll blend in better with many of the locals down there.