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I Want To Start a Man's Garden
« on: December 24, 2025, 06:41:02 PM »
I can't find any bacon seeds.
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Re: I Want To Start a Man's Garden
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2025, 06:48:09 PM »
I thought it was a garden of guns tended to a busty female
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Re: I Want To Start a Man's Garden
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2025, 12:46:00 PM »
Lots of bitter herbs grow well there also.
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Re: I Want To Start a Man's Garden
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2025, 09:05:22 AM »
Plant some 45s, 9mm, 308, etc.
Be sure to oil well.
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Re: I Want To Start a Man's Garden
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2025, 09:45:48 AM »
Plant milkweed to attract Monarch butterflies 🦋...

Nothing more manly than a Monarch..

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Re: I Want To Start a Man's Garden
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2025, 03:52:31 PM »
Quote from: Eagler on December 26, 2025, 09:45:48 AM
Plant milkweed to attract Monarch butterflies 🦋...

Nothing more manly than a Monarch..

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I don't know.... look at the UK.  :rofl
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Re: I Want To Start a Man's Garden
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2025, 01:38:01 AM »
If you plant shopping trolleys, you'll get Moris Minors in a couple of years.
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Re: I Want To Start a Man's Garden
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2025, 10:30:10 AM »
I once planted a few one dollar bills and got a strip club.
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