Life On A Deserted Island Poll

[AKKuya]

Hypothetically,

If there was a contest where you could win a million dollars for staying on a very, small, deserted island with a beautiful young woman for an entire year, would you try knowing the parameters?

1) You both speak the same language
2) shelter is provided for strong storms
3) food and fresh water are provided weekly
4) medical care is available during food and water deliveries
5) no phone, no internet, no technology

Sounds easy peasy.

The real defining part is the choice of the young woman.  You have to choose from the different women based on their outlook on life.

Choices:
1) Flat Earther
2) Fashoniesta
3) Wiccan
4) Pessimist
5) Gossip Girl
6) Conspiracy Theorist
7) Vampire Wannabe

One year of conversation to choose from.  Pick your poison.

[Rocco]

Well you lost me at the beautiful young woman part. Unless the whole year is recorded so I could prove nothing happened, a million bucks isn't worth risking losing my wife lol.

But assuming I was single, I would 100% go with the wiccan. Least annoying choice, and naked dancing in the woods!

[Bizman]

Why is speaking the same language the first parameter? Earn a million dollars for studying a foreign language and culture, I'd call that a good deal!

Unless, of course, it would be a TV show for Americans in which case subtexts would scare off half of the potential viewers i.e. the optimal target for ads.

[Eagler]

PMS or a better than average chance she's on mental meds these days...

No thanks a million isn't worth it..

Eagler

[DmonSlyr]

Brooke Sheilds from the Blue Lagoon. Her and I will just stay there, you can hold on to the million 

Oh and Vampire for sure. Specifically from the movie Underworld 

[potsNpans]

If on a tropical island, she'll need to be able to weave loin cloths, straighten up the tree house and cook up some nice tasty reptiles. Also good at swinging on vines  . So I'm guessing the Fashoniesta, (had to look that one up ).