Author Topic: How not to be arrested or shot  (Read 1032 times)

Offline 1Cane

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How not to be arrested or shot
« on: January 17, 2026, 05:03:12 PM »
This has always worked for me!                                                                          https://babylonbee.com/news/9-easy-ways-to-avoid-getting-attacked-by-law-enforcement

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Re: How not to be arrested or shot
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2026, 05:08:03 PM »
If someone wants to act like a domestic terrorist, they will be treated as one
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