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Offline 1Cane

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Only a rumor?
« on: April 01, 2026, 01:26:35 PM »
My source in the DMV says some guy named Tiger Woods will be issued Kalifornia Class A drivers license. Will give updates as info comes in.
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Offline Randy1

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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2026, 03:56:06 PM »
The news media created Tiger Woods problem with just trying to be human.  No matter how badly he played the news media covered his story over who won the tournament. 


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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2026, 04:53:07 PM »
Well, on the positive side, Tiger is not known as a cheat on the golf course like another big name is. :P
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Offline 1Cane

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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2026, 09:12:41 PM »
Well, on the positive side, Tiger is not known as a cheat on the golf course like another big name is. :P

 Your tune will change when Woods' enters Canada in a 18 wheeler
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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2026, 09:16:47 PM »
Your tune will change when Woods' enters Canada in a 18 wheeler

Why? :rolleyes:
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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2026, 07:09:11 AM »
I used to service Tiger’s dad’s car and was often dispatched to his dad’s house and noticed tiger wearing a diver’s watch.   

He noticed me looking at it and asked “do you dive?”.   

I told him I used to dive for golf balls at key biscayne golf course and he perked right up and I found out he is an experienced diver.   

If you meet him, discuss diving…….not golf.

Offline 1Cane

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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2026, 05:08:31 AM »
Why? :rolleyes:

 Good news he has got a pocket full of oxy, Has his dispatch and hauling a load of Wisconsin  tariff free cheese to Canada
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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2026, 11:04:49 AM »
Latest from Kalifornia
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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2026, 12:18:37 PM »
Good news he has got a pocket full of oxy, Has his dispatch and hauling a load of Wisconsin  tariff free cheese to Canada

Not sure what you're so angry about. He had 2 oxy pills in his pocket (is that a pocketful) for which he had a prescription. My wife has the same prescription for the intense pain that can arise after serious skeletal repair surgery.

I think he is and you might consider that he is nothing more than an easily distracted lousy driver of motor vehicles.
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Offline AKIron

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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2026, 01:10:28 PM »
Texting while driving is illegal in many states including the one in which I live yet I see people doing it frequently. It's about as bad as driving intoxicated. Risk your own life if you want but you have no right to risk anyone else's.
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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2026, 02:32:02 PM »
If you don’t want media cooking your life don’t become famous. There are cons to be popular and a lot of money. It goes with the territory of big money and fame. Pay your dues.

There are articles on me and in a book.
Never asked for it, and luckily the only people who know me are friends or ppl in the industry. News and tabloids even go after the lil guys with ANY connection to famous ppl.

Don’t be famous
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Offline AKKuya

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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2026, 03:23:17 PM »
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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2026, 04:26:31 PM »
If you don’t want media cooking your life don’t become famous. There are cons to be popular and a lot of money. It goes with the territory of big money and fame. Pay your dues.

There are articles on me and in a book.
Never asked for it, and luckily the only people who know me are friends or ppl in the industry. News and tabloids even go after the lil guys with ANY connection to famous ppl.

Don’t be famous

I believe I'm familiar with the book that you are referring to.   

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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2026, 05:01:01 PM »
I believe I'm familiar with the book that you are referring to.   

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Ya get this crap too

Mindset of a 12 yr old.

Adult convos don’t worry about it
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Re: Only a rumor?
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2026, 07:56:11 PM »
Texting while driving is illegal in many states including the one in which I live yet I see people doing it frequently. It's about as bad as driving intoxicated. Risk your own life if you want but you have no right to risk anyone else's.


Yeah. 

But...what if you're talking to the President of the United States...?

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