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Offline Beefcake

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*HEADLINE* Knights greatest spy laid to rest..............
« on: July 24, 2001, 05:18:00 PM »
KDN reporting from Knightland National Cematery.

It is with heavy heart that we announce that Commander Von Hairball has past away. She was one of Knightland's greatest spys and the adversaiory to Hangtime, one of the Bishes finest pilots. She has more medals and awards than any Commader, pilot, or soilder in the Knit Armed Forces. Her burial will be at Knightland National Cematery and has been moved from 4pm to 2pm Knitland Standard Time, as we have learned that the FDB's will be bombing the Cematery.....again.

This is Shep Plucker, reporting for KDN.


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On another note, sorry about your loss Hang  :( <S> she was annoying but a good friend.
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2001, 05:31:00 PM »
LOL Beefy.. thanks.  :)

Hope there's a Hairball in your future.  :D

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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2001, 05:59:00 PM »
Bugger, I knew that little bastard was looking at me funny.  At least he never gave away our san fransiscan spy.

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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2001, 06:26:00 PM »
Just heard from the LW attache at the knit embassy. Seems they want Hairballs personal effects 'returned'.

I sent 'em the litterbox.
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2001, 11:06:00 PM »
ball....Haiball
007

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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2001, 11:13:00 PM »
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Originally posted by wolf37:
ball....Haiball
007

And that kitty liter??? Shaken not stirred.

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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2001, 12:56:00 AM »
von hairball is to be awarded the cat's cross with mouse, jingle bell and catnip clusters posthumously. everyone is invited.

[ 07-25-2001: Message edited by: mrfish ]