FELONY DOXXERS
We know why you don’t want your employer to know you play a game, right?
...
SPLAT!
Saddle up pony boy.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when that phone call happens.
Operator: Hello, thank you for calling JetBlue. How may I assist you today?.
Animl: I'd like to report something!
Operator: Okay?
Animl: One of your pilots plays video games!
Operator: ...
Animl: Combat flight sims even!
Operator: ...
Animl: He shoots people down!
Operator: ...
Animl: And then he laughs!!!!!!!
Animl: And then he makes fun of my mistakes in life.
Operator: *snicker*
Operator: *click*
SPLAT!!!!!