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Offline AKKuya

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Would You Believe...
« on: September 24, 2026, 09:40:53 AM »
that no one knows how to load a dishwasher while loading a dishwasher?
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Re: Would You Believe...
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2026, 11:53:44 AM »
Loading is only correct depending on which version of “loading the dishwasher correctly wife” you have  :devil
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Re: Would You Believe...
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2026, 12:59:35 PM »
I load the dishwasher from time to time. My wife sometimes watches and I can read her mind "don't put that there". But she is smart enough to say nothing.  ;)
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Re: Would You Believe...
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2026, 04:27:13 PM »
Yawn :rolleyes:
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Re: Would You Believe...
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2026, 05:15:44 PM »
My wife has no idea how to load or use the dishwasher, she wont even attempt to try to use it. Says its my job to wash dishes and not hers.
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Re: Would You Believe...
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2026, 05:25:47 PM »
I still work part time and she doesn't so she does it more than I. I offer or just do it often though. She knows if she tells me how to do it that I will be doing it less.
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Re: Would You Believe...
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2026, 09:29:23 PM »
that fights on the playground in elementary school and fights in a bar are the same.  First one to pee their pants go home.
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