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The Rick Astley Paradox… Yes You’re Being Rolled!
« on: November 02, 2026, 09:22:03 PM »
If you were to ask Rick Astley to give you a copy of the movie “Up” he would ultimately have to tell you sadly, no. Simply because if for no other reason than because, Rick Astley has promised that he is never going to give you… up.

The problem then remains for you both… if he doesn’t give you “Up” when you ask for it, then unfortunately he has now let you down. That is unfortunate because Rick Astley is very clear on this and has promised that he will never let you down.

Now what Ricky???
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Re: The Rick Astley Paradox… Yes You’re Being Rolled!
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2026, 09:49:27 PM »
If you were to ask Rick Astley to give you a copy of the movie “Up” he would ultimately have to tell you sadly, no. Simply because if for no other reason than because, Rick Astley has promised that he is never going to give you… up.

The problem then remains for you both… if he doesn’t give you “Up” when you ask for it, then unfortunately he has now let you down. That is unfortunate because Rick Astley is very clear on this and has promised that he will never let you down.

Now what Ricky???




Was gonna put this in the Morse code thread as well.

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Re: The Rick Astley Paradox… Yes You’re Being Rolled!
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2026, 09:59:37 PM »



Was gonna put this in the Morse code thread as well.

Well what if C-A-T really spelled DOG?

This reminds me of a silly discussion I used to have with my friends back in the old days. What happens if the colors you learned were not the colors I learned? What then if my red was your blue and my yellow was your red? What then?
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Re: The Rick Astley Paradox… Yes You’re Being Rolled!
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2026, 10:06:10 PM »
Well what if C-A-T really spelled DOG?


Great pull, man. Touché.

As far as the color thing:

Qualia with a dusting of Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity perhaps.
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Re: The Rick Astley Paradox… Yes You’re Being Rolled!
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2026, 10:29:06 PM »
What if you're all just figments of my imagination? I'd be one really disturbed person to imagine all of you.
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Re: The Rick Astley Paradox… Yes You’re Being Rolled!
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2026, 10:34:56 PM »
What if you're all just figments of my imagination? I'd be one really disturbed person to imagine all of you.

Indeed!

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Re: The Rick Astley Paradox… Yes You’re Being Rolled!
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2026, 10:40:27 PM »
If you were to ask Rick Astley to give you a copy of the movie “Up” he would ultimately have to tell you sadly, no. Simply because if for no other reason than because, Rick Astley has promised that he is never going to give you… up.

The problem then remains for you both… if he doesn’t give you “Up” when you ask for it, then unfortunately he has now let you down. That is unfortunate because Rick Astley is very clear on this and has promised that he will never let you down.

Now what Ricky???

Is this a gravity problem to solve? 

This reminds me of a silly discussion I used to have with my friends back in the old days. What happens if the colors you learned were not the colors I learned? What then if my red was your blue and my yellow was your red? What then?

Depends.  What wavelengths do you see in?  Visible, infra-red, ultraviolet, x-ray or kaleidoscope.

Well what if C-A-T really spelled DOG?

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Re: The Rick Astley Paradox… Yes You’re Being Rolled!
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2026, 10:45:19 PM »
What if you're all just figments of my imagination? I'd be one really disturbed person to imagine all of you.

Some of us are high-quality figments of imagination.  You're lucky to have us.

I think all of you are figments of my imagination.  I seem to be arguing with myself on this board.  Understand the #1 rule around here.  I'm always right.
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Re: The Rick Astley Paradox… Yes You’re Being Rolled!
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2026, 02:08:12 PM »
UP is a great movie.  The beginning is amazing, how they can show you the guy's whole life without saying a word.  Should be in the "show don't tell" textbook and required reading for the morons making most movies lately.
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Re: The Rick Astley Paradox… Yes You’re Being Rolled!
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