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Offline Jontolope

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Hemroids
« on: Yesterday at 11:35:21 PM »
You geezers likely have em. Turned 30 and my arse gave up. Any tips for men too manly to get there buttholes explored by some bone head doc that decided he wanted to study where God stitched us shut instead of gynecology?

Offline mph

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Re: Hemroids
« Reply #1 on: Yesterday at 11:46:58 PM »
shop for a doc with warm hands, believe me it matters !!
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Offline Jontolope

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Re: Hemroids
« Reply #2 on: Yesterday at 11:51:39 PM »
shop for a doc with warm hands, believe me it matters !!
hey bugger! Sent you a PM popped a hemroid this AM and thought about you!

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Re: Hemroids
« Reply #3 on: Today at 07:21:58 AM »
Never had roids but being 67 I have had a couple of colonoscopies..

The cleanse is the hard part..

The procedure is just a great nap..

I suggest you get the 1st appointment in the morning unless you enjoy starving all day..

At 30 this geezer didn't have any health issues...you sitting on your arse too much sonny.. :old:

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Offline Jontolope

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Re: Hemroids
« Reply #4 on: Today at 03:11:01 PM »


At 30 this geezer didn't have any health issues...you sitting on your arse too much sonny.. :old:

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Well, these days my work time is 50% running forestry equipment and 25% climbing/rigging/removing trees and 25% driving around giving quotes. (Aprox 50-65 hours a week) The past 3 years had been incredibly busy, sold my commercial boat and permits, fell in love with a gal and her 9 month old boy, went through a year of litigation to have his father exiled due to being dangerous. Got married, and now started and operate a growing Dirtwork/Arborist outfit with 12 employees. Long as I've been alive, pooping has been incredibly difficult and time consuming. Got a stomach flu last week and it left me in disrepair. Ive been to a doctor 2 times since I was 8 years old, absolutely despise the US health system. Also, 5 years ago, I was approx 250lbs 6' tall, currently holding steady at 185.  All this said, I'm currently sitting in a clinic, waiting for a strange fella to probe me, and likely tell me what a dipfuq ive been to ignore my booty for so long.

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Re: Hemroids
« Reply #5 on: Today at 03:20:01 PM »
Never had roids but being 67 I have had a couple of colonoscopies..

The cleanse is the hard part..

The procedure is just a great nap..

I suggest you get the 1st appointment in the morning unless you enjoy starving all day..

At 30 this geezer didn't have any health issues...you sitting on your arse too much sonny.. :old:

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also, when God finished you, his final stitch was still made with good old time silk, he stitched me shut with what Amazon had available! He don't stitch us all up quite the same. Haha