Hey New Guy (Aurelius), How About a Post

[SOB]

How's about a little info about yourself.  What brought you to HTC?  What induced the self-loathing that brought you to let yourself work with a guy like Pyro?  Do you have any nekkid pics of your girlfriend you'd be willing to post?

Welcome!  


SOB

PS...Natedog said that you were a pansy.  If I were you, I'd go delete all the porn off his hard drive.

[mason22]

did i hear pron? duhh....i mean, nakd ladies.......

[AKDejaVu]

Ah... come on now SOB.. natedog didn't say he was a pansy... he merely said everyone in the office had already kicked the crap out of him at least once.

AKDejaVu

[DRILL]

how bought we just wecome him first ...... then play with him later

    oh ya btw all new guys got to buy the drinks

           its a tradition  .. like the pizza that goes with

[sling322]

Geez....with a name like Aurelius...how can he be anything but a pansy?  

[Raubvogel]

I hope he's a better pilot than Yankee, Ronni, Natedog, and Superfly. I shoot those 4 down over and over in their little Runstangs. They never even get a shot off, but they keep coming back for more.

[grizz]

Hi Aurelius, congrats on your new position with HTC !!


Don't mind these guys....they always get rambunctious around feeding time....just remember to keep ur fingers outta the cage.  

[Hangtime]

Jeeezus Raub, no wonder yer connex sucks.

Sheesh!

[Wotan]

listen to hang raub sometimes ya just gotta take a fall to kee p the steady connect.

I vulched ht 5 times at a1 in the island map once the 6th time a mad sure to catch some of his bullets comin out of his mossie.

Flattery gets ya know where but it keeps yor connect steady......

THIS IS ONLY A JOKE


but I did vulch the crap out of his mossie

[Thrawn]

Speech...Speech!!  What does Aurelius mean anyway?...Guy with ears??

[Raubvogel]

Did I mention that those 4 only have 1 move? All they do is fly in little orbits over their airfield all day. Ack huggers...too bad the ack doesn't shoot.

[Wlfgng]

No.. it means a guy with big nip's


hey!.. don't quibble on the spelling

[sling322]

Originally posted by Wlfgng
No.. it means a guy with big nip's

Wouldnt that be aereolius?!?  

I wasnt quibbling...just trying to incorporate the word aereola into the name.  

[newguy]

"oh ya btw all new guys got to buy the drinks:D"

Damn.

[Dago]

Hints for the new guy about working at HTC.

Just because Pyro looks mad at you, ignore it, he just always looks that way.  I am told even drunk he never smiles.

Be prepared to spend alot of time telling HT that he is a God of Programming, stuff like that, he loves suckups  

Dont ever, and I mean dont ever walk into the room when Natedog is working and turn on the light, he will scream out loud in a girlish voice and cower in the corner whimpering "turn it off, turn if off".

If you a a moral person, dont ever look at Superflys "C" drive, its full of leeched pron.  Its not that he's some kind of pervert, he just has a natural curiosity.

Never anger Ronnie or Yankee because they really run the HTC and use the rest of the crew as a front to avoid attention while they silently build an empire of killer bots.

Anyway, after visiting there once for 15 minutes a couple years ago, thats the impression I got.  

My apologies to anyone offended by my warped sense of humor and possibly distorted powers of observation.

Dago