I was gonna do a poll to see who thought Moose was:
a. Gayer than your average male hairdresser in San Francisco
-or-
b. A poll hating Nazi
-or-
c. All of the above
I then realized that I was too stupid to figure out how to post a poll even though I've posted one before. Instead of fighting with my own inadequacies, I gave up and logged in to kill stuff.

SOB