How bad can you twist and mangle old songs? (or new ones too) into an AH/WWII aircombat sim theme?
I'll start with this embarassing entry. Mind you it came to me when I was flying the 1908-A8 for a tour and it is not meant to be taken serious as it is intended to be light hearted "humour"
So cue up the midi and enjoy - or roll your eyes.
She's a Lady MIDI Leather Undies by Tom VonJones
Vell they're all you'd ever want,
They're the kind you'd like to flaunt cause you're a Weiner.
Well they always stay in place.
They've got style, they got grace,
they make you meaner!
Leather undies.
Whoa whoa whoa,
They're leather undies
Talkin' about those leather undies,
and the undies are mine!.
Well they're slippery as an eel
Always something nice to feel, Oh vott a blessing.
I can leave zem on at home
Knowing they're okay cause I'm alone, there's no messing.
Leather undies. Whoa whoa whoa,
They're leather undies
Talkin' about those leather undies,
und das undies are mine
Well Grupenfuhrer doesn't ask for much so I don't refuse him.
Always seeking some respect, I always choose to don them
They're awfully hard to find, hope I never lose them
Helps me build my self esteem all of the day.
Hey, hey, hey.
Vell sie knows vott I'm abouts,
They hear the whines I dish on out, and das nicht easy,
Vell they knows me through and through,
They knows just vott they need to do, that's refute me.
Leather undies.
Whoa whoa whoa,
They're Leather undies
Speil'n about those leather undies,
and leather undies do shine!
Yeah yeah yeah
das leather undies
Listen to me jungen, Das Luftwobble undies!!
Whoa whoa whoa,
Leather undies
And those undies are mine!
Yeah yeah yeah leather undies
Talkin about those reizzvoll undies
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa want meinen undies?
Yeah yeah Luftwaffle undies
And these undies are tight!
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