Author Topic: Another dumb thread (Read 1127 times)

SOB · « **Reply #15 on:** January 19, 2002, 01:33:07 AM »

"All you motherf*ckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna f*ck your mothers while you watch and cry like little squeakes. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f*cks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our toejam, then toejam out our toejam, then eat their toejam which is made up of our toejam that we made 'em eat. Then you're all f*cking next.

Love,

Jay and Silent Bob"

AKIron · « **Reply #16 on:** January 19, 2002, 02:34:35 AM »

"I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."

Dr. Evil

Sandman · « **Reply #17 on:** January 19, 2002, 10:29:10 AM »

Oops... my all time favorite movie quote:

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Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a toejam. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his bellybutton got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his bellybutton is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

AKIron · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2002, 10:35:12 AM »

"it happens"

Forest Gump

capt. apathy · « **Reply #19 on:** January 19, 2002, 10:47:15 AM »

way to go sandman, i'd completely forgot about that one.

pimpjoe · « **Reply #20 on:** January 19, 2002, 12:05:47 PM »

"Dude...wheres my car?"

Octavius · « **Reply #21 on:** January 19, 2002, 11:37:04 PM »

"You'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when.. you're living in a van down by the river!!!"

-Mat Foley (chris farley) SNL

Hamish · « **Reply #22 on:** January 20, 2002, 12:43:58 AM »

"Well whoop-de-doo, What does it all Mean Basil?!"

Austin Powers

SOB · « **Reply #23 on:** January 20, 2002, 01:46:14 AM »

Welcome back Hamish!

recalled from memory
Clerk: "One Swedish made noodle enlarger pump"
Austin: "there must be some mistake, that's not mine"
Clerk: "One registration card for Swedish made noodle enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers"
Austin: "Really baby, that's not mine"
Clerk: "One credit card reciept for Swedish made noodle enlarger pump, signed by Austin Powers"
Austin: "Honestly, that kind of thing ain't my bag, baby!"
Clerk: "One book titled Swedish Made noodle Enlarger Pumps and Me, This Kind of Thing is My Bag, Baby"

SOB

texace · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2002, 02:35:37 AM »

"I can't stand to be asked the same question three times. It just irritates me." Mustafa

or

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!"

Full Metal Jacket

AlphaTwo · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2002, 03:43:08 AM »

"Private pile I'm gonna give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 diddlying seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin of your face or I will #CENSORED#!"

funkedup · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2002, 01:32:58 PM »

Judas! You sold my hide! But you won't enjoy any of that money, not a penny. If there's justice in the world, that money will go to the undertakers, every penny of it, heh! Want to know whose son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does. You're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you!

Tuco

BenDover · « **Reply #27 on:** January 20, 2002, 04:33:48 PM »

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tis mearly a flesh wound.

the Black Night, Mounty pyhon and the holy grail.

MrBill · « **Reply #28 on:** January 21, 2002, 01:28:18 AM »

"what we have here is a failure to communicate."

Krusher · « **Reply #29 on:** January 21, 2002, 02:15:47 PM »

"how do you shoot women and children like that?"
"easy I dont lead them as much"

FULL METAL JACKET