Hangtime:
1. Do what I do, take one drop tank of fuel, and use the other to mount a keg of your favorite brew. One fuel pump and a chunk of hose with a valve and you have a nifty little draft feed. <G>
2. Knit beer does suck, but I bring my own, so no worries there.
3. You must be hitting the Rook fields right after the Pigs have been there and drank it dry, as usual.
4. Try flying with your canopy open, you won't notice the vents anymore.
5. Who needs mirrors? Oh yeah, I forgot, you are a Pony driver.
6. CD Player! Dammit, I thought the 8-track in my F4U-1D was state of the art!
7. Ice maker? You buff drivers must be drinking wuss drinks or something. You could fit more beer in the space all that crap takes up you fools!
8. Panzers... you mean those target things?
9. We'll fix beef's B17 up right good.. the pilot seat though.
10. You're peeing in the pitot tube again.
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Lephturn - Chief Trainer
A member of The Flying Pigs
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"MY P-47 is a pretty good ship
And she took a round coming 'cross the Channel last trip
I was thinking 'bout my baby and lettin' her rip
Always got me through so far
Well they can ship me all over this great big world
But I'll never find nothing like my North End girl
I'm taking her home with me one day, sir
Soon as we win this war"
- Steve Earl
[This message has been edited by Lephturn (edited 05-07-2000).]
