When yah wake up in the morning Ice, and feel like toejam, and get up groaning as yer tired back takes the strain of hoisting yer worn out bellybutton up to face yet another day of watchin the rats scurry about in the rat race just remember..
..yer another year older and another day uglier.
So, cheer up! Look at the bright side.. and realize it's all down hill from here.

Happy Birthday. <S!>