Author Topic: BAT BOY FOUND IN WEST VIRGINIA CAVE!  (Read 598 times)

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BAT BOY FOUND IN WEST VIRGINIA CAVE!
« on: January 29, 2002, 07:37:23 AM »
(this has to be true, cause I read it somewhere! :))

Scientists claim to have found an astonishing "bat boy"in a West Virginia cave. The strange creature has enormous amber eyes that enable him to see in the dark and oversized ears that work like radar!

Even stranger, Dr. Ron Dillon says the boy communicates with high-pitched squeaks and squeals and refuses to eat anything but flying insects that he catches himself.

"I hardly know what to make of it," said the zoologist. "The boy appears to be human but he is unlike any other human I've ever seen. His eyes are twice as big as they should be and his ears are like satellite dishes. This boy clearly belongs to a race of people who live miles beneath the Earth's surface. And it is my guess that they evolved bat-like features and abilities to enable them to survive in total darkness.

"There's no telling how many of these creatures are down there," he added. "This particular boy was all alone but he almost certainly strayed from a much larger tribe or pack."

Dillon and seven colleagues found the so-called bat boy during a study of subterranean life in a previously uncharted cave east of Seneca Rocks in the Shenandoah Mountains.

The scientist said that he and his team were approximately two miles underground when they heard the 2-foot, 19-pound creature squealing frantically in an apparent plea for help.

"We turned our lights in the direction of the cries and found the boy with his bare foot wedged in the crack between two rocks," said the expert. "To tell you the truth, I thought I was seeing things.

"The last thing I expected to find at that great depth was another human being, much less one that looks like he came from outer space." Dillon said he freed the boy's foot and lifted him up for a closer look.

The child appeared to be stunned at first - then lashed out like an animal caught in a trap.

"I couldn't believe how strong he was," continued the expert. "He scratched and clawed and fought like crazy. We finally subdued him with a tranquilizer injection.

"Then we brought him to the surface and took him to a private hospital for testing and observation. Since that time we have learned a great deal about him."

"But we still have more questions than answers."

Dillon said the bat boy appears to be 3 or 4 years old and has adapted to life in captivity quicker than expected. Feeding was a problem at first. But the boy has been eating well and has actually gained weight since scientists stopped giving him human foods - and began to flood his room with bugs.

"We get them from laboratories involved in insect research and release them into his room by the millions," said Dillon. "Like a bat, the boy cannot tolerate bright light."

"But he still manages to consume his own weight in bugs every single day by locating their position with his radar-like ears and catching them with his mouth and hands."

"Needless to say, he is extremely active. When it's time to feed he moves like lightning. It's the most astonishing thing I've ever seen."



Dillon refused to pinpoint the location of the cave where the boy was found or say where the child is being held. He did say that he is planning a second expedition in the hope of proving that the boy belongs to a subterranean civilization that exists miles beneath our feet.

"This strange little boy might very well lead us to a world within a world," said the expert. "No matter what happens, he's going to change the way we think about mankind and evolution forever."
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2002, 08:03:43 AM »
when did weazel pose for that photo? :)
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2002, 08:14:05 AM »
Hey guys...I cant help the way I look. Chicks do dig my ears though.


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Of course, I only see what he posts here and what he does in the MA.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  I think its important for people to realize that we don't really know squat about each other.... definately not enough to use words like "hate".

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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2002, 01:05:23 PM »
HB. You raciest turd. This attempt at exploiting a minority is unconscionable. Look how these people have to live. It is unbelievable that in America, in this day and age, people have to live in a cave. Government aid should be sent immediately.

When Jesse Jackson hears of this, the slumlord who owns the land this cave is on, is going to get his pants sued off.

  Obviously we need to form a new beauocracy to research these peoples needs And of course another one to study the inviromental impact they are having on Americas caves.

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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2002, 01:17:56 PM »
Well.. the bat boy may have been discovered during the Bush administration era... but he was born while Clinton was in office.

I think its obvious where blame should be placed.

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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2002, 01:22:55 PM »
Bat Boy Lives!

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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2002, 02:11:39 PM »
Best WWN story I ever saw was the one about Castro training all the sharks that were attacking people in Florida. :D

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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2002, 03:00:10 PM »
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Well.. the bat boy may have been discovered during the Bush administration era... but he was born while Clinton was in office.

I think its obvious where blame should be placed.

AKDejaVu


rofl. Surely it's related to one of the administrations in some way. :D

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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2002, 03:08:53 PM »
Obviously we have a serious subterranian border problem. This may be just one batboy, but I hear they are all Catholic and breed like rabbits.

Before you know it hats will be illegal, and street lights obsolete. Everyone will be expected to use echolocation. MADNESS!
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2002, 03:12:58 PM »
HEY NOW !!!

Just cause some us West Virginian's live in caves don't mean we're poor :p Some of us even own shoes!

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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2002, 03:36:12 PM »
Hmmm I missed the part about West BY GOD Virginia.  Come to think of it he does kinda look like Dinger.

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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2002, 08:25:25 PM »


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bat boy bat boy
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2002, 09:31:11 PM »
whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?

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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2002, 09:51:33 PM »
BTW. What makes you so sure he is a bat boy? Did you inspect him personally? In the future please refer to them as bat persons. You sexist pig.