Possible solution to vulgarity

[Nomde]

Hi ladies & gents
I've done a little programming in my time and was wondering if the solution might be as simple as placing in a monitor right in the program code of AH.

example in basic:
10 if text buffer = "foul language" then goto 30
20 goto 40
30 boot offender
40 continue with program

The list of foul language could be a list of words the members have agreed upon and could be modified easily. In other words, easy for me to say and a major headache for AH programmers

It would boot the offender and another couple lines could monitor the amount of times the offender has been booted, after "x" amount of times the offenders account could be placed on hold.

Just a thought...

[deSelys]

10 PRINT "BASIC SUKKS MONKEY BUTTS"
20 GOTO 10

[Broes]

10 Print "I am still alive!"
20 poke (RND*65000),((RND*255)+1)
30 Goto 10

C64 Basic allowed you to directly change bytes in memory (including the part where the OS resided)  and it would normaly survive no more then 20 of the above loops

So far my highjacking attempt

Broesy

[Saintaw]

Nomde, why show us code dating back to the 80's... please this hurts

hehehe

[Kratzer]

If Instr(1,AH.BBS,"Complete Nerds") < 1 Then
  me.whew
Else
  me.shoot
End If

I don't understand... every time I run this, I end up getting shot.  WTF is wrong with this program?

[SFRT - Frenchy]

Saw, Leave my wingman alone or I go to a cybercoffee, download AH, and shoot you down using the keyboard!

"Quand le chat est parti, les souries dancent"

[hitech]

Wonder if I can still find the first computer game I wrote in basic back in 1974, real trick would be to find the paper tape reader.

HiTech

[Professor Fate]

sheesh yer old

[Tjay]

No, but he must've started young. I've seen his pic on a web cam. Barely out of school by my standards.

[Saintaw]

Good to hear from you Frenchy

Am practicing shooting down P47's (Pepe, Sancho & Ammo be my targets ... Nomde & I don't seem to share the same timeframe) ... haven't succeeded to get anywhere near those without exploding violently

Come back here, we have a nice pink Spitfire all shiny and waiting for you

(Tu as l'air aussi saoul que moi !)

[Nomde]

I shoulda used assembly language without the nmonics

Don't ya miss the days walking into the local store, going up to the computer being sold by the records, typing in a loop command, running it, then walk away casually. hehe My past time hobby in 1981

[pbirmingham]

Originally posted by Nomde

example in basic:
10 if text buffer = "foul language" then goto 30
20 goto 40
30 boot offender
40 continue with program

BZZZZZT!

10 if textbuffer <> "foul language then goto 30
20 boot offender
30 continue

HTH, HAND

[SirLoin]

Hehe,anyone remember FORTRAN?

[Pongo]

Lighten up you bullies.
some of us still make a living in basic..
dont know about the gotos though.
Probably look like this now.

 If system.buffer.text in badwords then
  dweeb as  new system.player
     if dweeb.warning > 1 then
      system.eject(dweeb)
      system.cancelaccount(dweeb)
      Player(pongo).perks = Player(pongo).perks + dweeb.perks
   else
       dweeb.warning = dweeb.warning + 1
       dweeb.message("Im not going to tell you again!")
       Player(pongo).perks = Player(pongo).perks + dweeb.perks
       dweeb.perks = 0
  end if

all nice and tidy
would have had me out of the game....a dozen times...

[Sancho]

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