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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: January 30, 2002, 10:04:41 AM »
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DON'T ARGUE WITH  CHILDREN

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small. The little
girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.  Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale cannot swallow a human; it is physically
impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven
I will ask Jonah."
Her teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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Offline K West

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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2002, 10:24:32 AM »
lol.  Sending that to the wife now :)
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2002, 11:18:01 AM »
:D

Passing it on.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!
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