Author Topic: Airplane The Movie! (Read 695 times)

Grits · « **Reply #30 on:** July 17, 2004, 02:07:53 PM »

Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it

Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

doobs · « **Reply #31 on:** July 17, 2004, 03:21:57 PM »

The El Al airline with the orthodox jew looking plane

"get as many lights on the field as u can"
Truck pulls up and dumps lamps.

"what do Ya have on him?" "Well I'm two inches taller and a better dancer."

and the prop sound of the jet airplane

Nilsen · « **Reply #32 on:** July 17, 2004, 03:24:50 PM »

are you all on drugs?

Otto · « **Reply #33 on:** July 17, 2004, 03:28:22 PM »

DA: "Over Macho Grande?"

Ted: "I'll never get over Macho Grande"

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #34 on:** July 17, 2004, 05:10:42 PM »

And I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*. Why, Ted Striker's got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon!

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #35 on:** July 17, 2004, 09:09:48 PM »

Clearance Clarence?

ack-ack

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 17, 2004, 09:47:05 PM »

At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

rpm · « **Reply #37 on:** July 17, 2004, 10:30:51 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Raubvogel
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Never use this as an icebreaker at a job interview. You would be amazed at the number of people that don't get it.

Raubvogel · « **Reply #38 on:** July 17, 2004, 11:07:31 PM »

Lloyd Bridges: "Tell me everything that's happened up to now!"

Simp: "Well, first the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came! Then they all died and the Arabs got rich off oil and all drove Mercedes Benzs."

JB73 · « **Reply #39 on:** July 17, 2004, 11:30:18 PM »

best scene.. in africa, selling tupperware, then showing the natives a basketball

rpm · « **Reply #40 on:** July 18, 2004, 12:12:42 AM »

Rumack: I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself all of these years. I was in the war, Medical Corps. One night they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He looked at me and said, "Doc, the odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway. I'm glad. Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zip.

Ted Striker: George Zip said that?

Rumack: Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

Gunslinger · « **Reply #41 on:** July 18, 2004, 01:11:08 AM »

I lost it when I saw that it was on TONIGHT ch 309 DirecTV WGN.

-tronski- · « **Reply #42 on:** July 18, 2004, 01:48:52 AM »

Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow, we're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 18:00 hours. We're coming in from the North, below their radar.
Elaine : When will you be back?
Striker : I can't tell you that...It's classified.

Tronsky

Shuckins · « **Reply #43 on:** July 18, 2004, 08:25:58 AM »

How grotesque. Grown men giggling about a movie scene that trivializes poedophilia.

Sick.

pugg666 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 18, 2004, 11:54:02 AM »

Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
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Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.