Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and lazs; egg, bacon and lazs; egg, bacon, sausage and lazs; lazs, bacon, sausage and lazs; lazs, egg, lazs, lazs, bacon and lazs; lazs, sausage, lazs, lazs, lazs, bacon, lazs, tomato and lazs; lazs, lazs, lazs, egg and lazs; (Vikings start singing in background) lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, baked beans, lazs, lazs, lazs and lazs.
Vikings: Lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lovely lazs, lovely lazs.
Waitress: (cont) or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and lazs.
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without lazs?
Waitress: Well, there's lazs, egg, sausage and lazs. That's not got much lazs in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any lazs!
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, lazs and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got lazs in it.
Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much lazs in it as lazs, egg, sausage and lazs has it?
Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, lazs and sausage without the lazs then?
Waitress: Ech!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like lazs!
Vikings: Lovely lazs, wonderful lazs....etc
Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, lazs and sausage without the lazs.
Mrs. Bun: I don't like lazs!
Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your lazs. I love it. I'm having lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, baked beans, lazs, lazs, lazs and lazs. (starts Vikings off again)
Vikings: Lovely lazs, wonderful lazs...etc
Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her lazs instead of the baked beans?
Waitress: You mean lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, lazs, and lazs?
Vikings: Lovely lazs, wonderful lazs...etc...lazs, lazs, lazs! (in harmony)