Hmmm. Interesting thread. I always thought someone with any creativity and way to much time could actually really do a whole "family tree" of sorts of AH. This was a fun beginning though.
I was about to blast Eskimo for his Laz2 obsession of late, but it seems to have had a possitive result in the entertainment dept. (Thank God the "Laszie" moniker has been replaced with something almost entertaining). Not thrilled about my mention, it certainly should be "He reformatted and doesn't use WORD again." I don't have it now, you'll see.
Anyways, I'll ad my few topics without all the new hoopty BBS font stylings that were used quite well here. Maybe a master list will be posted when it's all ironed out.
Analmal certainly would wins my hands down "entertainment value posts of 4 or less words" of my short memory, but his fixation with Nath cancels out most of that. So SOB wins. No he's all happy and gay sometimes, and makes really relavent posts, so it's Laz2 by a nose. You take the sure amount of hate directed at him and he defelects it like teflon. Impressive. Laugh per post is damn near 4/5. Course I don't get 4 words into his gameplay changing posts, so I guess that's a arbitrary figure. Still, the bit about the gay and can he keep the flowers (something like that) was by far the funniest thing i had ever read here.
"Sappy poster of the year", Saintard. Duh. He is the guy that laughed at "Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig fell in the Mud!" And pry pissed himself, spitting out 27
smilies in the process to his amusment. I imagine him watching the infomercial where they pick up a bowling ball with the vaccum, and just sitting there transfixed, amazed probably.
"I type with my toes" goes to TOWD, RIP. I really miss that mess.
Minus does win the "What the diddly is he talking about?" hands down. Never understood anything he ever posted, and I'm almost sure had it been translated, i'd feel the same way.
"Hooked on programming, not Phonics", duh again. Ryhmes with High-Tech. Or could be a whole new catagory, "Im to busy to give a fuk about a spellchecker dealing with you tards."
"Best Porn posts". Shoe-in, Masson. I know it's squad related, backs up the hijacker point. (good observation Esk, I wonder how stupid inside jokes must seem to everyone else.
"Master of the Obvious" award. Man, this IS tough. As many have been in the running, Ripsnore wins for posting every MSN news story we all read daily like we all have a laplink to HTC and a firewall from the rest of the internet. Impressive anyways for the sure determination to repeat what you might have forgot reading 2 hours ago.
"Ovenrunner Nazi". You would think Mr. Fish is a shoe in, but he sometimes makes sense of his views. I wish someone could publicise the real LW freaks that feel that way.
"Boozonical poster of the Year." No comment. I have to go with the guy's friend that left his computer on at a party though by default.
"Most Reformed". Ramassts. God, he was at one point sending pizza to HTC for a Dora, and then quiting for every new game that he thought would replace his love for AH, including WWIIOL and Barbie Beachhouse Bunker Invasion. The sure joy of making up names for his new callsign(s) became a Yahzee puzzle of comedy for the FDB's. And yet he came back and was actually civil. Impressive, like watching your kid go through puburty.
"CHEATERS! Accuser"award... Well, he reformed.
"Flash in the Pan" award. Hmm, I can't for the life of me remember the AW tards that came in like 2 drunks at your local bar when they just moved into town. Help me here. They caused a ruckess, they were just humiliated, and disappeared. Anyone?
"There is New News!" The master of the Obvious award I forgot runnerup, is i think, Westy. heh.
"Biggest Disappointment to your personal banter fun attacks (add your callsign here)_____") Mine is, the very respected TOAD. Had I thought goofing on the pilots carrying guns would have pissed him off so bad, I'd never of posted "YeeeHaaa Get em Marshal Dylan!" heh, sorry dude.
"I read his posts when I see them" goes to Kieren. Dunno, like reading them. Runnerup is Sirlion. Dunno why, pry cause Im trying to figure out if he is Beefcake, who just had me in stitches most of the time.
And finally, as I go back to trying to fix my whoopee MB which wont recognize my USB ports and has been crashing at will in Direct 3D games so i can't play AH and have time to respond to this, the "Biggest Dipshit Most Awful Unintentional Tard in topic, posts, and Sig" goes to.... The Tardster, I mean Tucksturd, I meant Tuck, or as he refers to himself, The Tuckster. I still can't believe he's not Animal making a big joke on everyone.
edit- Forgot a good one. "Most AWOL Poster" is definatley THUNDER. Man, the Pongo matches were good, and he was a good community guy. Ad hoopty graphic here.
