Author Topic: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!  (Read 271 times)

Offline Apache

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« on: February 08, 2002, 09:55:19 AM »
Apache: “guys, I got a P38 my 6, 1.5 & closing”.

Lazs: “On the way”

Hooligan: “Vis Apache, in on P38”.

Ribman: “I need help”

Drex:

System: Victory 1 by Drex of The Blue Knights

Apache: “Taking him left”

Hooligan: “Roger”

Lazs: “Where are you guys”?

Drex:

System: Victory 4 by Drex of The Blue Knights

Ribman: “I need help”

Apache: “I reversed him. He’s going vertical”

Hooligan: “Taking the shot”

Lazs: “Where the hell are you guys”?

Drex:

System: Victory 6 by Drex of The Blue Knights

Ribman: “I need help”

Codger: “lazs, we are at A11”

Lazs: “When did you guys go there? That’s 4 sectors away!

Codger: “hehe”

Drex:

System: Victory 9 by Drex of The Blue Knights

Ribman: “I need help”

Apache: “A1 lazs”

Hooligan: “38 down”

Lazs: “ok... Codger, don’t make me come to your house!”

Codger: “hehe”

Drex:

System: Victory 11 by Drex of The Blue Knights

lazs: "I hate this map. The fields are too far apart”.

Ribman: “I need help”

Apache: “Where are ya Ribman”?

Lazs: “Vis ya Ribman, I've only got 10 rounds left but I'm in”.

Ribman: “Did you get him”?

Lazs: "Yeah, I got him"

Apache: “Vis Drex. Drex spit your 6”

Drex:

Apache: “I’m on the way Drex!... In!”

Drex:

Apache: “Man, I can’t hit him... Where did Drex go”?

Drex:

System: Victory 12 by Drex of The Blue Knights

Drex: RTB ammo.

Offline Vermillion

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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2002, 10:02:17 AM »
He's scary isn't he ! :)

Offline Yeager

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2002, 10:04:03 AM »
eh..Hehe  that about sums it up.

I really need to start wearing panties when Im online.

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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2002, 10:39:44 AM »
damn... didn't know you could record RW.  
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2002, 11:27:18 AM »
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damn... didn't know you could record RW.  
lazs


In trouble again.

Offline Drex

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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2002, 11:31:23 AM »
You trying to say I don't communicate well?

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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2002, 11:36:08 AM »
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You trying to say I don't communicate well?

Drex


uhm no sir...sir, I...uh...I mean I'm so fixiated on what I'm doing sir that I uh...well...kinda lose track?...sir?

Offline Dago

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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2002, 12:16:55 PM »
Drex does pretty well for a blind quadraplegic mute.  ;)
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Offline Hooligan

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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2002, 01:03:20 PM »
Dago:

Think about "pinball wizard" with an albino twist.

Hooligan

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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2002, 01:10:16 PM »
Ya know.... I'm getting pretty sick of all this fawning drex worship crap..  Without me the man is nothing!   Nothing I tell you!
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2002, 01:13:18 PM »
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Ya know.... I'm getting pretty sick of all this fawning drex worship crap..  Without me the man is nothing!   Nothing I tell you!


So true... behind every good man is the love of a good woman.

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Offline Apache

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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2002, 01:22:45 PM »
I was actually trying to portray my ineptness at this flying thing but I was inept in my attempt. I can't even get inept right because of my ineptness.

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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2002, 02:43:49 PM »
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I was actually trying to portray my ineptness at this flying thing but I was inept in my attempt. I can't even get inept right because of my ineptness.


Heh, actually your note is about squad hijinks. :)  Our RW traffic looks much the same.  Nimitz counseling Moe not to fly upside down; Nimitz counseling me not to fly into areas at 5k when there are abundant 10k cons; Warp saying "WTF?"; and so on.  Squad RW is more fun than reading channel #1 on a good night.

Funny post, Apache - thx. ;)

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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2002, 03:16:12 PM »
:)

Pretty much a paraody of how it is. lazs is a hoot. I can't hit squat cause a laughin' at him. Codger keeps tellin' him we're in places we're not. Both have the rare gift of superb gunnery. lazs makes shots that astound me, really.

Drex does talk, he's just so freakin' calm about it.

Hooligan is mucho tactical. I know before I even get to the fight what the situation is and what I'm gonna do based on his SA and his remarkable ability to communicate what he's sees.

Ribman doesn't yell for help that much. It's just I don't catch it until I'm in the "slide the canopy back & wave arms to assist in controlled flight" mode. Needless to say, I ain't much help then.

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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2002, 03:18:29 PM »
So lazs is drex's lil squeak?