I truly thought yours was top 3 material, but I had to go with the dinner at Grandma's as my #1, and the planning the bathroom guy as #2, because he was the best Chris Moore "Playing with squirtguns in the bath is MORONIC." "That's good parenting. This is one of those moments that catches me looking at you going 'what the f@#$ were you thinking?'"
You got a #3 out of me.
Lamppost.