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Offline hblair

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« on: February 12, 2002, 10:42:19 AM »
..getting a vasectomy. I have a few friends who have. I hear the surgery isn't too painful, but flopping the sack into the ol Doc's hands is a lil much fer me. Any of you sickos been clipped? Advice?

Thnx!:eek:
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Offline Udie at Work

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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2002, 10:54:42 AM »
An old boss of mine did it a few years back.  He said it was the most painful thing he's ever experienced.  Said it was "like a donkey kicking you square in the wedding tackle"


 I couldn't imaging being separated from my "boys"  no way no how!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2002, 10:57:29 AM »
ROFL!  With a review like that Hblair how could you NOT get one!:)
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2002, 10:59:56 AM »
It was the least painful of any procedure I've had done, getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist was worse.

Basically, its about a 30 min. procedure.  The only discomfort you'll have is in the first 3 days, if you do not wear briefs, or something to hold your sac up tight, then it'll become alittle sore.  Wear a good pair of tight fitting briefs (the doc will tell you this) and your good to go.

Also, do not do ANYTHING for 3 days, no lifting anything heavier than 5 lbs. I made the mistake of lifting a couple of 25lb. LP tanks off my travel trailer into my pick up truck and had some black and blue marks down there!

Really, a trip to the dentist is worse than a V-sectomy.
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2002, 11:01:17 AM »
"like a donkey kicking you square in the wedding tackle"

Oh my Cod! I just spit my coffee! ROFLMAO
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2002, 11:04:27 AM »
Gonna disable your V-Sync :)

I had it done several years back to get my wife off the pill..

No problem here, sat up and watched him do it. All was well on the first cut/burn but when he grabbed the second whatever to snip, we realized the hard way that he hadn't given it enough numbin juice... saw stars, went straight horizontal on the table but it was a quick pain/shock nothing long lasting. Slightly sore for a day or two but was back at work on Monday, had it done on a Friday.

No problems down below since, everything works as before :)
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2002, 11:20:54 AM »
I had one done about 12 years ago. GOD IT HURT!!!!

My wife set up the appointment with a new doctor and when I got there everything seemed ok till the nurse got me to strip and lay on the table.

 She then began to shave my balls with what seemed like a used disposable razor. She then gave me a shot to relax me(didn't work) so my balls wouldn't pull up into my body. (the boys know whats coming so they try to hide)

When the doctor comes in he gives me a shot in the right nad to try and numb it. He then made a small inscision near the right nad and shoved his finger down to grab the cord. He shoved it down so far down it felt like he was scratching my ass.(to this day I swear there were finger prints on the table when I got up).

He then cut a small peice of the cord off and showed it to me.( Like I really wanted to see)He then put a stitch in to close the inscision.

When he moved over to the left side and started making his inscision I realised that he never gave me a shot to numb the left nad. When I started screaming he realised what he had done and simply said "oops".

He gave me a shot and started to cut again all the while the nurse is patting me on the head looking at my cut nads saying " It's no big deal relax" ..relax .yeah right!

Well after the inscision was made he started fishing for the cord but was having problems holding on to it so it took him 4 or 5 tries to finally get it. I swear his fingers where the size of telephone polls.

After he was done he gave me a special jock to wear and he said don't remove it for a week.

I went home and layed on the couch for 3 days with ice on my balls.

After 3 days I felt pretty good and decided I should change the bandages so I removed the jock and my balls hit the floor.

I can only remember parts of what happened next but from what my wife said I was screaming the whole time I was trying to fit my balls back into the jock. I was having problems fitting them back because the were now swollen and stretched.

Once I got them back in I layed back on the couch for the rest of the week.

I went back to the doctor and he said I could remove the jock but I was so afraid I left it on for another week.

I still have nightmares!!

Vulcan just reminded me of what I was thinking as it was happening.

All our lives as men we try NOT to get our nads hurt and here I am PAYING someone to cut them off. It just didn't seem right.
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2002, 11:32:21 AM »
Geez Mighty! Where'd you have yours done? The local Meat locker?  LOL!

Me thinks this was your physcian:


Mine was a far cry from that!  HMO PA did it, they suggested that I "shave" just the under part of the apple myself, which I did, prior to arriving. They gave me a perscription for Valium to calm me prior to "departure".  They pinched the skin and shot me with novacaine, didn't feel a thing during the whole procedure.  Stories like yours are probably the exception to the rule.
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2002, 11:42:18 AM »
Damn... too much information
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2002, 11:51:15 AM »
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Originally posted by Animal
Damn... too much information


Well, 'minal, in your case, there are those like me who would be willing to pay for your procedure.  Get my meaning? ;)
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Offline Raubvogel

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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2002, 12:09:45 PM »
Damn Mighty1, I had to close my office door because I started crying I was laughing so hard. :D Was it Dr. Nick Riveria?
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2002, 12:15:27 PM »
Mighty1...man, that was some story!  People sitting around me kept asking me what was so funny as I read it.  

How many people cringed and crossed their legs, or did a quick "marble check" while reading that I wonder?
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2002, 12:21:16 PM »
After my friend's dad got his done, one of his testicles swelled up to the size of a grapefruit.  I find it kind of hard to believe that it got THAT big, but there was no disputing the fact that he was down for two weeks.


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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2002, 12:46:47 PM »
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After my friend's dad got his done, one of his testicles swelled up to the size of a grapefruit.  I find it kind of hard to believe that it got THAT big, but there was no disputing the fact that he was down for two weeks.


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It means he didn't follow doctors orders.  They told me this would happen if I lifted anything heavier than my noodle (5 lb. limit) :D.  What happened is a blood vessel burst and filled his apple with blood.  The body takes care of it after a few days, but in worse case scenarios, the doc has to slice your sac open and bleed it.
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2002, 12:56:41 PM »
It can make a 'vas deferens' in your sex life .....

sh*t, I said that out loud :rolleyes:
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