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Offline hblair

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« Reply #60 on: February 14, 2002, 11:41:55 AM »
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weeeeelll Hblair...I sucked up my "pride" when it came to the point of having to use a condom everytime with the wife, I compare it to putting Saran wrap on ones tongue prior to eating Banana cream pie. :D  We DID NOT, nor could afford, another child.  Having her *fixed* is alot longer and complicated procedure.   After 2 years of condoms, I dropped to the knife.


You mean the wifes navel isn't for semen collection?
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« Reply #61 on: February 14, 2002, 11:44:32 AM »
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You mean the wifes navel isn't for semen collection?


Nothing worse than pulling out in a moment of crisis! ;)

(And FYI, you're pumping little guys in there waaaay before your "big shot" comes anyway, not alot of them, but they're already working their way via the fluid you eject prior to ejaculation, so your taking a big risk!)
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« Reply #62 on: February 14, 2002, 11:59:56 AM »
Small platoons have much less a chance of capturing the objective than sending in an 8-10 divisions blitzkrieg.

Just say no to Condoms!

Hey, where'd these kids come from?

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« Reply #63 on: February 14, 2002, 12:26:20 PM »
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OMG< Hbalir, I just busted a nut!  Think I wet myself laughing so hard!!!!!!!
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« Reply #64 on: February 14, 2002, 01:45:51 PM »
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We DID NOT, nor could afford, another child.


A refreshing case of responsibility in this pop culture of ours, where most people just do it without thinking.

Hey, we can always kill the kid, give him away or even sell.

Rip
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« Reply #65 on: February 14, 2002, 02:14:48 PM »
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Small platoons have much less a chance of capturing the objective than sending in an 8-10 divisions blitzkrieg.

Just say no to Condoms!

Hey, where'd these kids come from?

:confused:

oopsie


Ripsnort is right on this!

Evidence of what can happen when using the very unrelaible "withdrawl" technique....meet my son Trew!
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« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2002, 08:57:03 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

You guys are stuck with kids!

Income drainers, life limiters. You have 'um, I don't.

You poor sods.

:D :D.



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« Reply #67 on: February 15, 2002, 09:11:16 AM »
:)

My case is a true story, but frankly it was the best "accident" I ever had.

I have many friends who don't have or want kids, so I have heard ALL of the arguments against having them.  But, when the kids are yours they take on a whole new meaning in your life.  Call me corny, or whatever...but it's true.

Speaking of which...my youngest little one crawled for the first time last night...I got Valentines Day, my wedding anniversary and a "Kodak" moment on the same day!
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« Reply #68 on: February 15, 2002, 09:28:56 AM »
My 19 yr old daughter recently came up to me, gave me a big hug and thanked me for putting up with all the crap over the last few years and apologized for not "seeing the light sooner". That was worth any amount of money or hardship. I am sorry for anyone who will never experience that kind of joy.
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« Reply #69 on: February 15, 2002, 01:51:44 PM »
Yes I suppose that's a golden moment.

:D

"I'm sorry dude if you were worried sick and got gray hair being concerned about my girlfriend/boyfriend, drugs, getting knocked up/knocking someone up, crime and so forth"

"I hope you enjoyed the endless grief I've caused by my incessant whining, my screaming and yelling for no good reason and totally irrational behaviour."

"But, most of all, I want to thank you for allowing me to consider you an utter unfashionable uncool nobody loser. This is especially poignant since you've just spend the last xx years paying outta yer arse to keep me fed and warm. I hope you appreciate that those money you could use for were better spent on my $200 designer jeans and similar clothes which of course were a must.

"The tantrums I've thrown when I'e taken home some small time criminal loser and asked if he/she could sleep over took great effort for me."

"Lastly, I want to thank you for being such a good example on how not to live life. Now I know how it's not supposed to be lived, lest I want to end up in your sorry situation."

"Thank you very much. Now pay for my college tuition (I'll fail half of the semesters and maybe take them again, if you're lucky) as well as somewhere to live, preferrably a flashy penthouse. or I could prostitute myself or sleep at my druggie friends place, you'd really like that"

"See you around old man".

:D :D
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« Reply #70 on: February 15, 2002, 02:13:01 PM »
blasphemer..
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« Reply #71 on: February 15, 2002, 02:40:54 PM »
heh, Santa sound just like I did in my twenties..."Nope nope nope, never had kids, never ever ever!"....
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« Reply #72 on: February 15, 2002, 02:58:56 PM »
Two things...

My only trip to an emergency room (for myself) came after I receieved a spider bite in my groin area.  It was somewhat close to my lymph nodes and caused a rather nasty reaction in my pelvic area (way too much information... I know).

Anyways... I'm in the emergency room and my wife is there with me.  The lead doctor was a woman who instantly dropped the sheet and raised the robe on me.  She  flopped the package around while I focused on baseball and Rosanne Barr naked.  I do believe the idea of sporting anything in that situation was enough to promote flacidity.

After the initial prognosis... every nurse came by to look for themselves.  I understand that nursing is not sex limited and both men and women perform said duties... but that night it was all women... and they all stopped by.  Every time they'd leave, I'd tell my wife "Did you see how wide her eyes got... she's going to get her friends and show them."  My wife thought it was pretty funny.

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Second...

My wife and I cannot have children due to a brutal case of Saminila poisining as a child that left my wife too scarred to conceive.

While I respect the decision to get a vascectomy (though I think you are craze for allow needles and blades in that area)... I'm not all too cool with the "never had kids and damn glad" crowd.  That always seemed extreme to me and I simply have to wonder about that mentality.

AKDejaVu
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« Reply #73 on: February 15, 2002, 03:02:23 PM »
ROTFLOL at the first part Deja, sad to hear on the second part :(  Adopt! :)
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« Reply #74 on: February 15, 2002, 03:11:10 PM »
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heh, Santa sound just like I did in my twenties..."Nope nope nope, never had kids, never ever ever!"....


LOL....my father would recognise much of what was said in his post!

AkDejaVu - Rosanne Barr naked....."shudder" :D

On your second point...:( That is too bad man...
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