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StSanta · « **Reply #75 on:** February 15, 2002, 03:20:18 PM »

LOL rip, you've said that a LOT of times now heheheh.

Am just hoping I'll find the same success in my professional and personal life as you have

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Blasphemy, to an atheist, is a victimless crime .

Thank you.

Mighty1 · « **Reply #76 on:** February 15, 2002, 08:11:59 PM »

I got fixed because my wife knows I love kids and would some how manage to have a dozen more.

Even though I love kids I understand why some people would rather not have any. Some people enjoy their lives the way they are and don't want to change. I work for a guy who has no desire to have kids of his own but he enjoys being with his brothers kids. He is way to busy to even consider starting a family. (plus his wife is about 25 years older than him)

moose · « **Reply #77 on:** February 16, 2002, 12:36:01 AM »

jesus

this thread is downright hilarious.

my girlfriend's dad just got a Vs a few weeks ago. He described the pain as 'being kicked in the balls by someone wearing combat boots)

a week later and i think he was back in action though.

(ps, sorry to hear about that djv, you should adopt though)

Animal · « **Reply #78 on:** February 16, 2002, 01:15:02 AM »

Oh boy, this thread is so whoopeedard funney HAHAHa

once i used motor oil to masturbate and caught an ugly fungii on the mouth of my penii.

I have had a infection in the opening of my noodle that is not going away. I have had it for over two months. It is directly inside the opening and causes it to close up(the two sides stick together)in between urinating. If you press on the tip the skin is somewhat hard around the opening. There is also some yellowish discharge every so often and redness around the opening as well. It is tender, especially on each corner of the opening. After intercourse it gets even more sore and tender. I also get a stinging sensation around the release muscle when I begin to urinate.

hope you guys can help me!!

hblair · « **Reply #79 on:** February 16, 2002, 01:21:53 AM »

This is where I bail.

mrfish · « **Reply #80 on:** February 16, 2002, 01:38:48 AM »

hey animal!

i have a suggestion for you - many adult toy stores sell something called a 'penile sound'

it's essentially a long, very thin rod often made of flexible plastic (or stainless steel for the real masochists out there.)

the idea is that you stick it up the opening in your noodle and once you get past the pain it's supposed to be arousing.

i bet if you dip one o' those bad boys in alcohol and shove it up there you'd be just fine.

good luck!

Animal · « **Reply #81 on:** February 16, 2002, 01:51:14 AM »

Gee, Thanks MrFish!
I sure as heck cant wait to try that out, I'm just getting ready to run to the next adult store in the corner to buy one of them 'penile sounds'.

Ps.: do they make them out titanium?

Elfenwolf · « **Reply #82 on:** February 16, 2002, 08:49:51 AM »

Oh, SHEESUS! and I thought I was sick!~ Between Animal's self portrait and Mr. Fish's commentary on what the gay crowd in San Francisco is into nowadays it'll probably be a week before I can sport wood again. Damn.
Elfen

SOB · « **Reply #83 on:** February 16, 2002, 11:19:23 AM »

Good lord Fishy, that hurt just to read!

Hangtime · « **Reply #84 on:** February 21, 2002, 10:59:45 PM »

Animal.. next time stick with the penzoil 10w40 SAE.. the synthetics like Mobil1 tend to attack biologic material.

bonehaid.

gavor · « **Reply #85 on:** February 21, 2002, 11:16:45 PM »

I was reading the other day that years back for syphilus(sp?) they heated a platinum wire and up the urethra it went(cool, i used a medical word). I have some wire if you want it Animal.

Viper17 · « **Reply #86 on:** February 21, 2002, 11:54:54 PM »

LOLLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOL IM 15 and god i hope i dont go through what you older guys have to go through lollolLOLLOLOLOLOL:D

gavor · « **Reply #87 on:** February 21, 2002, 11:59:36 PM »

Why are you laughing. Everyone gets old someday.

hblair · « **Reply #88 on:** February 08, 2003, 07:20:28 PM »

animal, did ya ever rod the 'ol penii?

Animal · « **Reply #89 on:** February 08, 2003, 07:47:55 PM »

Yes!

But during the cleaning session I got quite roused and had a small accident

Long story short, I now have a new Prince Albert piercing, and the waxy discharge now glows in the dark!

Sometimes I yank it out in nightclubs and spin it like a windmill for a nice light-show, all the drugged out ravers stare at it because its so trippy.