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Offline BGBMAW

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« Reply #90 on: February 08, 2003, 07:54:07 PM »
My dads a urologists.... He does a sht load of those...


I cant read past the 3rd thread..makes me hurt...

My last girl..got this...A copper plate or sumthen like that stuk in her cervex.....Its like the size of a dime......

No More baby making!! Just practice:D

Ahh Bare back rides agaiN!!!!


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« Reply #91 on: February 08, 2003, 08:08:22 PM »
heard a news bit on the radio the other day.  they said that in a new population control program in India, they would give you a brand new bicycle if you come in for your free vasectomy.

guess you'd have to push it home.

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« Reply #92 on: February 08, 2003, 08:14:02 PM »
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Well, that destroys a myth. Hey Hblair, did you ever get clipped?

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« Reply #93 on: February 09, 2003, 12:27:42 AM »
Hurt like hell, sensitive for a year. Worth it? Yes.
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

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« Reply #94 on: February 09, 2003, 04:50:49 AM »
A few years back (okay prolly like 6) my brother had a place with a few school buddies.  They were on a short budget so they got this huge assed microwave oven that musta been 30 years old.

It would keep running even if you opened the door.

I forgot about this whenever i was over there visiting and cooking up some food.  

The shelf that the microwave was on was at exact groin level.

Since then i guess you could say ive been a little "irresponsable" as far as riding sans saddle. And still batting 0.  (knocks on wood.)

Hb ill see if that microwave is still around.

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LOL! You yanks... :)
« Reply #95 on: February 09, 2003, 04:54:33 AM »
Dear me... I thought it would be enough for you guys to be clipped at birth, without volunteering for additional tampering later in life! Though I have to admit, I had some surgery at age 9 when one of the boys refused to stay downstairs with the other boy.

Ripsnort!  I can see why you had no problems. After boiling your boys with hot coffee a while back, the big V must have seemed like small beer by comparison. I'm surprised the Big V was even necessary - LOL!  As to condoms, I can see why you feel about them the way you do. Actually "feel" was a poor choice of word - LOL! But I can tell you (having tried both) that American condoms are crap. These are better, but I never saw any in the US in my purchasing years. However, no soapbox, and no "American condoms" thread planned - LOL.
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« Reply #96 on: February 09, 2003, 06:22:12 AM »
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That's one hell of an accident.


Urban legend has it that someone performed a self-vasectomy on a frog-gigging trip.

Taken from Darwin:

“On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pickup truck's headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out. A replacement fuse was not available, but Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge.  The electric current heated the cartridge to the point of detonation.
 
"Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his nuts off or we might have been dead," stated Wallis.
 
"I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how the accident happened," said Snyder, the trooper investigating the accident.”
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« Reply #97 on: February 09, 2003, 06:26:27 AM »
Holden McGroin - LOL! An apt handle in a thread about vasectomy! :D

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« Reply #98 on: February 09, 2003, 08:37:04 AM »
hmmm ... interesting that this thread would reappear a few days after I made my appointment for the big V.

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