Headlines: Der Berlinische Zeitung
  x, x, 1944 Brave Soldiers of the Reich Set foot on England
   For too long, the ambitious assault to strike the Allied stronghold of
 England has been post-poned, delayed. But finally on this  day,   our
 brave defenders of the Reich have set their foot on English Soil. 
   Daring operations led by the 89th Storm Trooper group and   432nd
 Infantry Units have set strong hold on South Eastern England   while
 the might of our Luftwaffe pushed back the Tommy and Indianers   in
 the Skies. Three major air bases and  territories  along  with  it  have 
 fallen  to our  Reich, and the  staging points of Allied  assaults  have
 been pushed back deep within England itself!
 Luftwaffe Commander in Chief Goering has announced this day as  "
 Neue-Adler Tag".  
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