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Offline Krusher

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« on: February 19, 2002, 12:05:05 PM »
And I thought it was just the name of a old Air Warrior squadron :)
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FLESH-eating killer sheep have been found living on a remote moor.

Until now sheep were thought to eat only grass.

But bird expert Dr Niall Burton watched in horror as one bloodthirsty woolly fiend pounced on a baby grouse and munched it.

Eerily, the attack came three miles from the spot where a flock of sheep pushed a woman to her death off a cliff.

Dr Burton described in the journal of British Birds how he came across a family of eight grouse chicks foraging in the heather on Muggleswick Common near Stanhope in Weardale, Co Durham.

Suddenly one of three sheep nearby “ran forward, picked up a chick and ate it whole.”

He went on: “The alarmed female grouse quickly removed her remaining chicks.

“But the sheep was only prevented from taking a second chick by my intervention.”

Dr Burton believes the moorland sheep have turned to meat to compensate for missing nutrients in their diet — possibly calcium. They satisfy their lust for blood by scoffing chicks of ground nesting birds.

Flocks of killer sheep have also been reported in other parts of Britain.

Glasgow University’s Dr Bob Furness told of seeing sheep eating live tern and skua chicks on Foula, Shetland.

Farmer’s wife Betty Stobbs, 61, died in 1999 when she was mobbed by hungry sheep as she went to feed them.

The mother-of-one was riding an off-road quad bike.

She plunged over the edge of Ashes Quarry in Stanhope and died at the scene.

A witness said: “If you’ve got about 40 of the things rushing at you, it’s such a force.”

Offline Elfenwolf

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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2002, 12:26:01 PM »
Obviously these killer sheep are immigrants from Air Warrior. HTC should have never allowed them in.
As a  dairy farmer I've never liked sheep, and I'd rather drink monkey spunk than goat's milk. I am glad the sinister, sneaky nature of sheep is now becoming well known to those of us outside the dairy industry. Sheep are not to be trusted and they only pretend to be stupid. They are quite cunning, actually. I say we kill all sheep.
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2002, 04:20:39 PM »
These could not possibly be AW sheep. AW sheep were known world wide as the most beautiful and compliant of all sheep........er.......thats what I heard anyway!

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Offline Elfenwolf

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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2002, 03:59:42 PM »
Target, it's really too bad we never got the Midway update on Air Warrior. Besides better graphics throughout, the sheep were remodeled to be anatomically correct. I firmly believe that this proper sheep modeling would have caused a resurgance in the number of people who played Air Warrior and might have saved the game.

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