
*ding* ..the key is in the ignition... *ding* ..
*SPLASH*
*ding* ..the squeak is in the water... *ding* ..
or...
"...the seats, in an emergency, can be used as flotation devices..."
or....
"honey, can you slack that starboard spring line just a lil more..."
or....
'Helen, it's ok if you miss the boat next time, ok? Helen... ?? Helen, honey; please stop screaming, yer scaring the fish..'