Dont read if you are sensitive;)
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JOKE
Joe leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his
mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment
next to the mailboxes wearing a robe Joe smiled at the young woman and
she
started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and
it was obvious that she had nothing else on, Poor Joe broke out into a
sweat
trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to
my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, Joe finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears!"
Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts,
they
are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid!
Look at my skin no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel the best part of my
body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, Joe stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming? That was me."
