Author Topic: just a joke (Read 221 times)

capt. apathy · « **on:** February 28, 2002, 07:15:36 AM »

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something which she could help the gentleman with. The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The man agreed and began by saying "this is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you can give me for it?"
The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3000 a month living expenses."

Curval · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2002, 11:28:08 AM »

capt. apathy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2002, 09:17:55 PM »

Here’s another,

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a really nice place.

Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a great bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your
Third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a great place.

Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a great bar, but where I come from, here's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from, there's this place called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two . . ."That's fantastic! When was the last time you where there?"
“Well . . .never, actually," replies the Polish guy, "but I heard about it from my sister!"

Curval · « **Reply #3 on:** March 01, 2002, 08:47:52 AM »

Am I the only one who is reading these jokes, or what?

Good one again Capt!

midnight Target · « **Reply #4 on:** March 01, 2002, 09:28:48 AM »

ROFL...good ones