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Offline Curval

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« on: February 28, 2002, 09:31:18 AM »
WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to
know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a
postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a
striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays hockey for Team
USA, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."


:D :D


Don't shoot the messenger...I got this in an e-mail this morning.
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Offline newguy

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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2002, 09:50:11 AM »
LOL
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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2002, 09:54:19 AM »
Bermuda sending a team in 2006?

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Offline Curval

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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2002, 10:01:37 AM »
Nah...we only had one luger in the Olympics...crashed on his second run...ended up 36th out of 45.  He will be there in 2006.

But, I'm also a Canadian citizen...and well, yes...they will send a team.  In fact they will probably take back a few "trinkets" to Canada with them when they leave.



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Offline Kieran

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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2002, 10:06:21 AM »
You guys gave us William Shatner, Celine Dion, and Alex Trebec. You got nuthin' to be proud of. ;)
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2002, 10:13:56 AM »
Perhaps....but I think you will find that they all live in the US now...and you can keep 'em!

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Offline Nifty

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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2002, 01:22:32 PM »
Leave the Canadians alone.  It took them 50 years to win the gold again.  They deserve their time to gloat.  :)

hehe, 50 years...
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2002, 01:32:45 PM »
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Originally posted by Nifty
Leave the Canadians alone.  It took them 50 years to win the gold again.  They deserve their time to gloat.  :)

hehe, 50 years...


Hehehe, consider it charity from the USA. :D
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Offline rosco

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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2002, 08:16:07 AM »
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Originally posted by Kieran
You guys gave us William Shatner, Celine Dion, and Alex Trebec. You got nuthin' to be proud of. ;)


 Jerry Lewis, Richard Simmons...dare I go on? :P
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Offline Elfenwolf

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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2002, 10:45:07 AM »
Jerry Lewis is LARGE in France. Go figure huh?
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2002, 10:46:41 AM »
Lol Nifty..!..
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2002, 11:51:55 AM »
Just like they do in Quebec! ;)
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