Subject: Anyone want to form an axis of former comdisco workers(who used to be evil)?
Funny funny stuff....
Subject: FW: Axis of Evil Update
"In Speech, Bush Calls Iraq, Iran, and North Korea 'Axis of
Evil" -- N.Y. Times, 1/30/02
ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA AND SYRIA FORM
"AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL" Cuba, Sudan and Serbia Form “Axis of Somewhat Evil”
Other Nations begin to Start their Own Clubs:
Beijing, China -- Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis that President Bush warned of in his state of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name.
They are Just as Evil ? “In their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're
the best evils... best at being evil... yes, we are the best!"
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. Although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. Their response was " it was full,"
"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."
THE AXIS PANDEMIC International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed
to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the “Axis of Occasionally
Evil”, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the “Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable”.
With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics;
Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while Spain, Scotland, and New
Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Should Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.
"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the
establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false
application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.
Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
