There was once a little bird that fell out of its nest in the dead of winter. It stood forlornly in a field freezing to death when suddenly a cow happened by and took a huge dump on the little bird. At first the bird was mortified, but then it began to feel the warmth of the toejame and began to sing. This drew the attention of a fox who was desperately searching for a meal. The fox homed in on the little birds song and quickly gobbled it down.
The Moral?:
Not everyone who gets you into the toejame is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of the toejame is your friend.
And...If your neck deep in toejame, just enjoy it and keep your mouth shut!
