Ok please ignore the date on this reply:
Im actually replying from the year 2143.We have long since mastered time machines and solved the problem of the 'time paradox' which hampered our early efforts!In order to save your feeble 21st century brains I have left your time zone on the post to stop brain seizure.
after developing a highly sophisticated $40 million dollar time machine I have come here to do what NEEDs to be done:
PUNT

P.s. even with our highly developed frontal lobes and with all our scientists working day and night we still cant work out the end of the new planet of the apes film

can you explain that chit?????