Hazed, I TOLD you not to use the 9./JG 54 "GroinhurtzEvenMore" time machine to go back in time to get real beer!
You'llve HAVE to survive on the synthethic toejame.
You can do irreversible damage to the time line that might result in *the US* winning World War IX and X. Imagine that - New Denmark wouldn't be, and New England IX would be called Missouri!
ONLY use the time machine when you try to scoe a chick, fail and want to try again.
Sheeh. Those two extra frontal lobes sure dinnae give ya extra smarts.