Im not convinced the Pentagon really exists!  Ive never seen it with my own eyes.  Ive seen pictures and stuff but you know...pictures are fake anyway.
Hell for all I know the moon is the only other mass in the universe and I bet they can even fake that (you know...lazers).  Wjile Im on it, has anyone any proof that the universe really exists?  I mean, Ive read about it and stuff but just think.  Its all a sham.
Im convinced we are all stuffed into a large shoe box with the lid on piled underneath a bunch of smelly sneakers in someones closet.  Im convinced of it.
Its all a sham...all of it