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Offline CyranoAH

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2002, 05:50:09 PM »
Ooooops one more!

Send my condolences. :D

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2002, 05:54:37 PM »
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man i've killed 3 kittens on a "heavy-day";)


Mr. Fish don't lie now. I'll bet you can't kill more than three kittens a week.

Offline Charon

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2002, 07:07:00 PM »
I could have covered Soldiers' Field in kitten fur my freshman year in High School. Oh the Humanity!

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2002, 08:54:56 PM »
lol.

nice one Animal. I might start a squadron called 'Kitty Killers'.

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2002, 10:57:08 PM »
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Those critters chasing the kitty are arousing?  Animal, aren't you the one who had sex with your IBM HDD?



If having sex with my expensive computer hardware is a sin, then SEND ME TO HELL, cause I'm gonna buy a Geforce 4 soon...

Offline chance-airwolf

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kitten chicken
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2002, 11:43:46 PM »
Elfin,
My favorite is to play chicken with the neighbor's cats and the Goodyear's on my car.  Every trash day, I see them in the street next to the curb ripping into the garbage.  As I pull out of the driveway and begin to accelerate towards them, I wonder... how long will they sit and stare at my approaching car before they jump out of the way... round and round the Hefty bag, the kitty tries to evade the Goodyear....... pop goes the cranium.  
My kill ratio isn't as high as it should be.
Chance

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2002, 09:24:26 AM »
I had a ban night and killed 5 of 'em in about 3 hours... Kinda remindes me of that old saying...what is it?

"It's not the length and it's not the SIZE ...it's how many times you can make it RISE!!! "

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Offline loser

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2002, 11:27:37 AM »
9 kittens, one day, bout 6 hours... funny it seems you can make a bet on anything



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Re: kitten chicken
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2002, 11:52:37 AM »
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Elfin,
My favorite is to play chicken with the neighbor's cats and the Goodyear's on my car.  Every trash day, I see them in the street next to the curb ripping into the garbage.  As I pull out of the driveway and begin to accelerate towards them, I wonder... how long will they sit and stare at my approaching car before they jump out of the way... round and round the Hefty bag, the kitty tries to evade the Goodyear....... pop goes the cranium.  
My kill ratio isn't as high as it should be.
Chance



you see it's not all texans that keep the moron stereotype going, just a few choice ones.

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Re: kitten chicken
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2002, 12:33:56 PM »
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Elfin,
My favorite is to play chicken with the neighbor's cats and the Goodyear's on my car.  Every trash day, I see them in the street next to the curb ripping into the garbage.  As I pull out of the driveway and begin to accelerate towards them, I wonder... how long will they sit and stare at my approaching car before they jump out of the way... round and round the Hefty bag, the kitty tries to evade the Goodyear....... pop goes the cranium.  
My kill ratio isn't as high as it should be.
Chance


Chance, Get wider tires and try to lead the cats a bit more and I'm sure your kill ratio will improve.

Offline Tac

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2002, 01:00:55 PM »
Those that are unable to send one to heaven are punished to ride ....


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For Real Kitten Lovers
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2002, 01:11:16 PM »

Offline NATEDOG

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2002, 02:31:14 PM »
dude that's messed up!

Offline loser

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2002, 03:23:02 PM »
NATEDOG  fortunately it is fake and as serious as that ninja website.

Offline SirLoin

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Those poor kittens :(
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2002, 03:28:42 PM »
Anybody remember that seventies fad of Cat Juggling?
**JOKER'S JOKERS**