Author Topic: Well guys... (Read 1141 times)

Hortlund · « **on:** March 12, 2002, 01:42:40 AM »

In 20 minutes I will have my first trial as judge.

Nothing big, just 4 different cases of speeding. Nooo problem.

hehehe *laughs nervously and slurps down some more coffee*

Saintaw · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2002, 01:59:40 AM »

What? I thought you were a manager at McDonnalds too

Hortlund · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2002, 03:09:16 AM »

No, thats my secret identity. At nights I roam the streets disguised as a McDonalds employee, fighting crime

It went ok btw ...gonna celebrate with a cold one after work

Staga · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2002, 04:13:40 AM »

So where is this place in Sweden where we can ignore speed-limits?

Staga · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2002, 04:21:23 AM »

Jag hoppas at du har lyckad karriär, Grattis !

Dawvgrid · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2002, 04:32:37 AM »

Lycka till
Och dommer du!,det var en overraskning,,,tyvaer er mit Keyboard inte I skandinav-mode

Hortlund · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2002, 05:14:53 AM »

heh, thanks for the replies guys.

The free-speeding zone is in the western parts of "Gästrikland"-county (look it up

), but it is only valid for anohter year (you only serve 2 years as a "notarie" <--I have no clue how to translate that word, or that function into english terms...
and I have done 1 yr already).

If you can show up at this court and tell me the difference between a Fw 190a5 and a Fw 190a8, you can consider that to be just as good as one of those "get out of jail"-cards you sometimes got in Monopoly

Saintaw · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2002, 05:19:58 AM »

Staga & Dawvgrid, please remove boxing gloves before posting

Curval · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2002, 07:02:24 AM »

Hortlund....

So...I didn't realize you were a glorified lawyer

That is great man....good luck. I'm sure you will be nervous for the first few cases, but soon they will refer to you as "The Hanging Judge"....

You could even legally force people to fly the 190A8!

Sandman · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2002, 09:00:05 AM »

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Originally posted by Hortlund
If you can show up at this court and tell me the difference between a Fw 190a5 and a Fw 190a8, you can consider that to be just as good as one of those "get out of jail"-cards you sometimes got in Monopoly

Something to consider next time I find myself in a swedish courtroom.

Good luck Hortlund.

midnight Target · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2002, 09:13:13 AM »

Congrats Hortlund,

Would the fact that my last name ends in the same 4 letters as yours help me out? I promise to study the A5 - A8 luftwabble dictionary!

Kratzer · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2002, 09:42:41 AM »

How old are you, Steve?

I had the impression you were a young man (like me!), but if you are a judge, you might very well be a geezer...

Of course, who knows what the hell you all do up there in the snow.

Oldman731 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2002, 11:15:47 AM »

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Originally posted by Kratzer
How old are you, Steve?

I had the impression you were a young man (like me!), but if you are a judge, you might very well be a geezer... Of course, who knows what the hell you all do up there in the snow.

"Thirty days additional."

"But, judge, what the heck for?"

"Contempt of court. Next case."

"But, what do you mean, contempt of court? All I said was that you looked too young to be a judge. That's just the plain truth! You look like a peach-fuzz-faced kid straight out of junior bjorgschool. Lookit, you're even wearing sneakers under that robe! You ARE to young to be a judge!"

"Make that forty days. Bailiff, I said next case. Let's be quick about it, shall we?"

- Oldman

batdog · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2002, 11:20:51 AM »

Dooogie?

xBAT

Kratzer · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2002, 11:58:18 AM »

Doogie Hortlund... a nice ring to it.